Trump Steals Away
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President Donald Trump going to sneak away with the whole world. It’s a bombproof strategy, except for one pesky detail . . . Continue reading
Category Archives: Web Ditty
Birthright Citizenship II
Apparently there was no question about it. The people God promised land to — them — were to share it. Except. One had to hesitate. In deference to God, they were duty-bound to ponder the multitude of questions that could not be ignored if God were to be obeyed, that is, correctly obeyed. Continue reading
Corporal Gratitude
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos did love each other so. And they did love their lives so. And they did love their love nest on Billionaire Bunker so. And they were so very lucky and so very grateful even if they couldn’t quite say why. Continue reading
My Blue-Eyed Son
We sat by the furnace for many long evenings, but the fire had gone out and we could not light it again. Continue reading
A Toilet for Miss Kristi
Sure, Rep. Jamie Raskin may have said 60 men were packed into one room in an ICE field facility. But guess what? There’s room for one more! Yes sirree, getting impeached will give DHS secretary Kristi Noem the best chance ever to visit her own jail all incognito and realistic like. Continue reading
Chief Tracy Explains Self-Defense
Our understanding of justice has advanced vastly these past few years. We now know that mowing people down and defending yourself are the same thing. But Rookie Jones was confused, so Chief Tracy took some time out to explain. Continue reading
Little Bo-Peep
Little Bo-Peep was terribly peeved to shoot all her sheep in one go. But she knew there were more in El Salvador. A happy chiquita was she. Continue reading
One Hard-Boiled Egg
Some eggs don’t crack when they fall and don’t require all the king’s horses and all the king’s men to do anything. Continue reading
The Shape of Testosterone
Sue and Sandy had a talk about why they can’t sleep. It had nothing to do with their homes or their families or their jobs or even the price of eggs. It had to do with a football. Continue reading
The Abdication
There was a little revolution in Washington D.C., but there was nothing to report because when the little creatures were crushed underfoot they didn’t even squirm. Continue reading