We reelected Trump fully aware that he plays fast, loose, and dirty. To prove it, he made $2.2 billion off us in 2025 while we watched. Now he’s burning through hundreds of millions of our dollars for an unnecessary ballroom, but we know why. Continue reading
Albanians are not Americans. Their country is smaller, national problems are easier to pinpoint, solutions easier to agree on. When they learned a wetland preserve had been sold to a real estate developer under the table, they achieved solidarity within hours. Continue reading
President Donald Trump going to sneak away with the whole world. It’s a bombproof strategy, except for one pesky detail . . . Continue reading
Each time Roman Emperor Commodus strode into the Colosseum arena to battle true gladiators, he charged the Roman treasury up to 1 million sesterces. Trump has not yet figured out how to charge the Treasury for his birthday cage fights, but he’s working on it. Continue reading
In honor of America’s Semiquincentennial, President Trump’s signature will appear on U.S. paper currency. Which does not explain why Trump tweeted that all U.S. currency was fake. It was up to the cherubic Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to make it all crystal clear to a concerned public. Continue reading
When President Trump can’t sleep he tucks himself away in his favorite secret space in all the universe. But one night while he was deeply involved in relaxing there, he found himself visited by all the world insisting on giving him awards. How could he refuse? Continue reading
Since Trump’s retaking office on January 20, 2025, we have only carped at his childish actions, which get more destructive by the month. But we mustn’t complain. He is doing exactly what we let him do. Continue reading
By the time we see the remaining Epstein files and realize Trump’s involvement in Epstein’s affairs, it will be too late. Trump will have pulled his heist. Continue reading
Senator Chris Murphy of Connecticut, a Democrat, recently addressed the Senate, detailing huge, illicit deals Trump had been conducting with the UAE for some time. His speech — objective, crisp, moving — left Republican senators unimpressed. So what else is new? Continue reading
Nations smart enough to become permanent members of Trump’s Board of Peace must not think for a moment that the honor of permanent membership will be covered by a one-time $1 billion fee. Remember who’s in charge. Continue reading