In honor of America’s Semiquincentennial, President Trump’s signature will appear on U.S. paper currency. Which does not explain why Trump tweeted that all U.S. currency was fake. It was up to the cherubic Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to make it all crystal clear to a concerned public. Continue reading
When President Trump can’t sleep he tucks himself away in his favorite secret space in all the universe. But one night while he was deeply involved in relaxing there, he found himself visited by all the world insisting on giving him awards. How could he refuse? Continue reading
Since Trump’s retaking office on January 20, 2025, we have only carped at his childish actions, which get more destructive by the month. But we mustn’t complain. He is doing exactly what we let him do. Continue reading
By the time we see the remaining Epstein files and realize Trump’s involvement in Epstein’s affairs, it will be too late. Trump will have pulled his heist. Continue reading
Senator Chris Murphy of Connecticut, a Democrat, recently addressed the Senate, detailing huge, illicit deals Trump had been conducting with the UAE for some time. His speech — objective, crisp, moving — left Republican senators unimpressed. So what else is new? Continue reading
Nations smart enough to become permanent members of Trump’s Board of Peace must not think for a moment that the honor of permanent membership will be covered by a one-time $1 billion fee. Remember who’s in charge. Continue reading
As ICE roots out the worst of the worst from Minneapolis, looky-looky what’s going on in San Antonio. President Donald Trump’s Qatari gift plane — remember that? No, of course, we don’t. Continue reading
We all know Trump changed roles in 2016 from private businessman to president of the United States. It must be as obvious that he did not change tactics. With his second administration running so true to gangster script, can anyone doubt the validity of the criminal charges brought against him in his interregnum period? Continue reading
As #47, Trump’s style of swift dealmaking gained a real head of steam and required a proper venue to accommodate the heavy traffic. What more appropriate place to host his supplicants and seal his high-level deals than a high-security Donald J. Trump Ballroom. The public wouldn’t mind. He’d see to that. Continue reading
Speaker Johnson’s big reward was the ride Trump had promised him in Air Force One down to Mar-a-Lago if he kept the House of Representatives out of session for as long as Trump wanted. And Johnson was doing just that, but his trip got spoiled anyway. Continue reading