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USAIDgate? Where’d Pizzagate Go?, a web ditty
Starting in 2016, concerns circulated throughout the loyal Republican base about something genuinely serious: being a Democrat closely aligned with pedophiliac tendencies. But never mind that now. Forget about all those pedophiles. President Donald Trump has just announced THE BIGGEST SCANDAL OF THEM ALL . . .
The Waste Not, Want Not Trillionaire, a web essay
Nobody is sure how it happened, but news recently leaked that Elon Musk is now the planet’s first trillionaire. There was jubilation in the Elon bunker.
Hawking Gaza Reconsidered, a web ditty
Good old President Donald Trump’s brain is like a machine gun, spitting out good ideas so fast that sometimes he comes up with too many at once. His ponderous output was in evidence this week.
Suffer, Children, a web essay
If we fallible human beings are capable of doing anything Christlike, it is feeding the hungry, tending the sick, comforting the lonely. Yet Trump cut federal funding for the country’s charitable programs. They do not fulfill his policies, which alone express the will of the American people. That came as a surprise to the American people.
Our New Secretary of Defensive, a web essay
The sophisticated argumentation at Pete Hegseth’s recent confirmation hearing was bulletproof. It went something like this . . .
Acquiring Greenland, a web essay
Fifteen Greenlandless Greenlanders recently feasted on fish and caribou at Donald Trump Jr.’s special luncheon. Mystery cloaked the purpose of the occasion, but a wonderful time was had by all.
Havemercycomeon, a web ditty
The king didn’t like it. The queen didn’t like it. Their pawns didn’t like it. Being sermonized to like that.
Seriously Chic Melania, a web ditty
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s got the flattest hat of all? Is it the queen of flat, seriously chic Melania? No!
Hawking Gaza, a web ditty
When questioned by a reporter on January 20, 2025, about rebuilding Gaza, President Donald J. Trump responded with curious indifference.
Squeezing Civil Liberties, a web essay
As sophisticated, wise, and worldly as we consider ourselves to be, freedom of speech still tends to elude us and that’s gotten us into a pickle.
Jingling Trump, a web ditty
How Donald Trump is loved is truly awesome.
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