Birthright Citizenship
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When parcelling off land to the tribes of Israel, God gave them a directive they forgot. Continue reading
Corporal Gratitude
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos did love each other so. And they did love their lives so. And they did love their love nest on Billionaire Bunker so. And they were so very lucky and so very grateful even if they couldn’t quite say why. Continue reading
Partisan Truth
The most curious feature of the January 2026 Jack Smith hearing was Republicans’ indifference to Smith’s evidence indicating “beyond a reasonable doubt” that election fraud had been committed. What they could not forgive is whom Smith’s evidence implicated. Continue reading
Trump Bucks
In honor of America’s Semiquincentennial, President Trump’s signature will appear on U.S. paper currency. Which does not explain why Trump tweeted that all U.S. currency was fake. It was up to the cherubic Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to make it all crystal clear to a concerned public. Continue reading
No Average Award
When President Trump can’t sleep he tucks himself away in his favorite secret space in all the universe. But one night while he was deeply involved in relaxing there, he found himself visited by all the world insisting on giving him awards. How could he refuse? Continue reading
A Child at the Helm
Since Trump’s retaking office on January 20, 2025, we have only carped at his childish actions, which get more destructive by the month. But we mustn’t complain. He is doing exactly what we let him do. Continue reading
My Blue-Eyed Son
We sat by the furnace for many long evenings, but the fire had gone out and we could not light it again. Continue reading
A Bully Pulpit
We are tired of Trump’s bully pulpit. But guess what? Trump is tired of it, too. What a relief that our barnyard genius has got something else in mind to drench his recalcitrant nation in loyalty and obedience. Continue reading
Trump’s New Hero
President Trump recently conferred the Medal of Honor on two of the first service people to fall in his Epic Fury Operation. After a gripping roundup of his plan to annihilate Iran, he surprised all by conferring a new type of medal on a new type of hero, the Trump hero. Continue reading
Trump’s Epstein Heist
By the time we see the remaining Epstein files and realize Trump’s involvement in Epstein’s affairs, it will be too late. Trump will have pulled his heist. Continue reading