Trump, a 24/7 bribe taker, has burned us out. He’s won. We have to admit it. He’s getting away with it. We don’t even call them bribes anymore. Take, for instance, the hundred-million-dollar bribe he accepted in broad daylight just recently. Didn’t notice? Don’t fuss. No one else did either. Continue reading
Donald Trump remembers only dimly what he did during his Jeffrey Epstein days. And yet the idea of releasing what the country was calling the Epstein files made him deeply uneasy. Continue reading
The greatest escape artist of our times has emerged in the unlikely contours of one Donald J. Trump. Proof of his spectacular skills confronts us every single sad day: he’s president again. And now he’s getting ready for his greatest stunt: getting himself elected for a third term. But can he pull it off now that we’re all wise to him? Better not to be too smug about it. Continue reading
Little Bo-Peep was terribly peeved to shoot all her sheep in one go. But she knew there were more in El Salvador. A happy chiquita was she. Continue reading
Despite being groomed and lacquered, licked and spruced to the last hair, the elite DOJ audience was all attention. They weren’t about to miss a single word of President Donald J. Trump’s pep talk. And from what he had to say, boy, did they need it. Continue reading
There were two phone sets on President Donald Trump’s Residue Desk, which mildly troubled him when he wasn’t busy running the country. And he wasn’t busy running the country, because he didn’t know what to do, because the acting assistant of some project office or other hadn’t shown up. Continue reading
There was a little revolution in Washington D.C., but there was nothing to report because when the little creatures were crushed underfoot they didn’t even squirm. Continue reading
Starting in 2016, concerns circulated throughout the loyal Republican base about something genuinely serious: being a Democrat closely aligned with pedophiliac tendencies. But never mind that now. Forget about all those pedophiles. President Donald Trump has just announced THE BIGGEST SCANDAL OF THEM ALL . . . Continue reading
Nobody is sure how it happened, but news recently leaked that Elon Musk is now the planet’s first trillionaire. There was jubilation in the Elon bunker. Continue reading
Good old President Donald Trump’s brain is like a machine gun, spitting out good ideas so fast that sometimes he comes up with too many at once. His ponderous output was in evidence this week. Continue reading