There were two phone sets on President Donald Trump’s Residue Desk, which mildly troubled him when he wasn’t busy running the country. And he wasn’t busy running the country, because he didn’t know what to do, because the acting assistant of some project office or other hadn’t shown up. Continue reading
There was a little revolution in Washington D.C., but there was nothing to report because when the little creatures were crushed underfoot they didn’t even squirm. Continue reading
Starting in 2016, concerns circulated throughout the loyal Republican base about something genuinely serious: being a Democrat closely aligned with pedophiliac tendencies. But never mind that now. Forget about all those pedophiles. President Donald Trump has just announced THE BIGGEST SCANDAL OF THEM ALL . . . Continue reading
Nobody is sure how it happened, but news recently leaked that Elon Musk is now the planet’s first trillionaire. There was jubilation in the Elon bunker. Continue reading
Good old President Donald Trump’s brain is like a machine gun, spitting out good ideas so fast that sometimes he comes up with too many at once. His ponderous output was in evidence this week. Continue reading
The sophisticated argumentation at Pete Hegseth’s recent confirmation hearing was bulletproof. It went something like this . . . Continue reading
Fifteen Greenlandless Greenlanders feasted on fish and caribou at Donald Trump Jr.’s special luncheon at the Hotel Hans Egede in Nuuk, Greenland, one cold day in early January around lunchtime, one has to suppose. Mystery cloaked the purpose of the occasion, but a wonderful time was had by all. Continue reading
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s got the flattest hat of all? Is it the queen of flat, seriously chic Melania? No! Continue reading
Learning that Trump would be returning to the White House to destroy the Deep State cut deep for those who don’t want him to. Yet the wound, so fresh, virtually gaped as memory kicked in: He would not be returning alone. His gallery of rogues and carpetbaggers would be returning with him, like a pack of fleas. Continue reading
The most seductive women on Earth are not in Argentina or Sweden or Eden or Hollywood. God put them all in just one country and charged His devoted servants there to guard them well. Continue reading