The Waste Not, Want Not Trillionaire
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Nobody is sure how it happened, but news recently leaked that Elon Musk is now the planet’s first trillionaire. There was jubilation in the Elon bunker. Continue reading
Category Archives: Politics
Hawking Gaza Reconsidered
Good old President Donald Trump’s brain is like a machine gun, spitting out good ideas so fast that sometimes he comes up with too many at once. His ponderous output was in evidence this week. Continue reading
Suffer, Children
If we poor fallible human beings are capable of doing anything Christlike, it is feeding the hungry, tending the sick, comforting the lonely. Yet Trump recently cut federal funding for the country’s charitable programs. They are wasteful, he told us. They do not fulfill his policies, which alone express the will of the American people. That came as a surprise to the American people. Continue reading
Our New Secretary of Defensive
The sophisticated argumentation at Pete Hegseth’s recent confirmation hearing was bulletproof. It went something like this . . . Continue reading
Acquiring Greenland
Fifteen Greenlandless Greenlanders feasted on fish and caribou at Donald Trump Jr.’s special luncheon at the Hotel Hans Egede in Nuuk, Greenland, one cold day in early January around lunchtime, one has to suppose. Mystery cloaked the purpose of the occasion, but a wonderful time was had by all. Continue reading
Havemercycomeon
The king didn’t like it. The queen didn’t like it. Their pawns didn’t like it. Being sermonized to like that. Continue reading
Hawking Gaza
When questioned by a reporter on January 20, 2025, about rebuilding Gaza, President Donald J. Trump responded with curious indifference. Continue reading
Squeezing Civil Liberties
As sophisticated, wise, and worldly as we consider ourselves to be, freedom of speech still tends to elude us and that’s gotten us into a pickle. Continue reading
Jingling Trump
How Donald Trump is loved is truly awesome. Continue reading
Melania’s Burlesque
Melania does not understand. But, as her person, so is her confusion common. She has misunderstood the terms of an important agreement she accepted by assuming she is the party conferring benefit on the other party, in this case, the American people, to the detriment of her peace, privacy, freedom, and pursuit of happiness. Which she resents. Continue reading