The Abdication
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There was a little revolution in Washington D.C., but there was nothing to report because when the little creatures were crushed underfoot they didn’t even squirm. Continue reading
Category Archives: Politics
Orbán’s Spittoon
In addressing European leaders at the Munich Security Council, VP JD Vance folded in a deep layer of misinformation: It was not Orbán or Project 2025 or Trump or Vance who questioned the worthiness of the U.S.-European alliance, he explained, but the American people themselves. Continue reading
USAIDgate? Where’d Pizzagate Go?
Starting in 2016, concerns circulated throughout the loyal Republican base about something genuinely serious: being a Democrat closely aligned with pedophiliac tendencies. But never mind that now. Forget about all those pedophiles. President Donald Trump has just announced THE BIGGEST SCANDAL OF THEM ALL . . . Continue reading
The Waste Not, Want Not Trillionaire
Nobody is sure how it happened, but news recently leaked that Elon Musk is now the planet’s first trillionaire. There was jubilation in the Elon bunker. Continue reading
Hawking Gaza Reconsidered
Good old President Donald Trump’s brain is like a machine gun, spitting out good ideas so fast that sometimes he comes up with too many at once. His ponderous output was in evidence this week. Continue reading
Suffer, Children
If we poor fallible human beings are capable of doing anything Christlike, it is feeding the hungry, tending the sick, comforting the lonely. Yet Trump recently cut federal funding for the country’s charitable programs. They are wasteful, he told us. They do not fulfill his policies, which alone express the will of the American people. That came as a surprise to the American people. Continue reading
Our New Secretary of Defensive
The sophisticated argumentation at Pete Hegseth’s recent confirmation hearing was bulletproof. It went something like this . . . Continue reading
Acquiring Greenland
Fifteen Greenlandless Greenlanders feasted on fish and caribou at Donald Trump Jr.’s special luncheon at the Hotel Hans Egede in Nuuk, Greenland, one cold day in early January around lunchtime, one has to suppose. Mystery cloaked the purpose of the occasion, but a wonderful time was had by all. Continue reading
Havemercycomeon
The king didn’t like it. The queen didn’t like it. Their pawns didn’t like it. Being sermonized to like that. Continue reading
Hawking Gaza
When questioned by a reporter on January 20, 2025, about rebuilding Gaza, President Donald J. Trump responded with curious indifference. Continue reading