When President Trump can’t sleep he tucks himself away in his favorite secret space in all the universe. But one night while he was deeply involved in relaxing there, he found himself visited by all the world insisting on giving him awards. How could he refuse? Continue reading
Since Trump’s retaking office on January 20, 2025, we have only carped at his childish actions, which get more destructive by the month. But we mustn’t complain. He is doing exactly what we let him do. Continue reading
We sat by the furnace for many long evenings, but the fire had gone out and we could not light it again. Continue reading
We are tired of Trump’s bully pulpit. But guess what? Trump is tired of it, too. What a relief that our barnyard genius has got something else in mind to drench his recalcitrant nation in loyalty and obedience. Continue reading
President Trump recently conferred the Medal of Honor on two of the first service people to fall in his Epic Fury Operation. After a gripping roundup of his plan to annihilate Iran, he surprised all by conferring a new type of medal on a new type of hero, the Trump hero. Continue reading
By the time we see the remaining Epstein files and realize Trump’s involvement in Epstein’s affairs, it will be too late. Trump will have pulled his heist. Continue reading
Sure, Rep. Jamie Raskin may have said 60 men were packed into one room in an ICE field facility. But guess what? There’s room for one more! Yes sirree, getting impeached will give DHS secretary Kristi Noem the best chance ever to visit her own jail all incognito and realistic like. Continue reading
Senator Chris Murphy of Connecticut, a Democrat, recently addressed the Senate, detailing huge, illicit deals Trump had been conducting with the UAE for some time. His speech — objective, crisp, moving — left Republican senators unimpressed. So what else is new? Continue reading
Nations smart enough to become permanent members of Trump’s Board of Peace must not think for a moment that the honor of permanent membership will be covered by a one-time $1 billion fee. Remember who’s in charge. Continue reading
As ICE roots out the worst of the worst from Minneapolis, looky-looky what’s going on in San Antonio. President Donald Trump’s Qatari gift plane — remember that? No, of course, we don’t. Continue reading