Our understanding of justice has advanced vastly these past few years. We now know that mowing people down and defending yourself are the same thing. But Rookie Jones was confused, so Chief Tracy took some time out to explain. Continue reading
Little Bo-Peep was terribly peeved to shoot all her sheep in one go. But she knew there were more in El Salvador. A happy chiquita was she. Continue reading
Some eggs don’t crack when they fall and don’t require all the king’s horses and all the king’s men to do anything. Continue reading
Sue and Sandy had a talk about why they can’t sleep. It had nothing to do with their homes or their families or their jobs or even the price of eggs. It had to do with a football. Continue reading
There was a little revolution in Washington D.C., but there was nothing to report because when the little creatures were crushed underfoot they didn’t even squirm. Continue reading
Starting in 2016, concerns circulated throughout the loyal Republican base about something genuinely serious: being a Democrat closely aligned with pedophiliac tendencies. But never mind that now. Forget about all those pedophiles. President Donald Trump has just announced THE BIGGEST SCANDAL OF THEM ALL . . . Continue reading
Good old President Donald Trump’s brain is like a machine gun, spitting out good ideas so fast that sometimes he comes up with too many at once. His ponderous output was in evidence this week. Continue reading
The king didn’t like it. The queen didn’t like it. Their pawns didn’t like it. Being sermonized to like that. Continue reading
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s got the flattest hat of all? Is it the queen of flat, seriously chic Melania? No! Continue reading