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Acquiring Greenland

Posted on January 28, 2025 by Constance McCutcheon
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Fifteen Greenlandless Greenlanders feasted on fish and caribou at Donald Trump Jr.’s special luncheon at the Hotel Hans Egede in Nuuk, Greenland, one cold day in early January around lunchtime, one has to suppose. Mystery cloaked the purpose of the occasion, but a wonderful time was had by all. Continue reading →

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Havemercycomeon

Posted on January 24, 2025 by Constance McCutcheon
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The king didn’t like it. The queen didn’t like it. Their pawns didn’t like it. Being sermonized to like that. Continue reading →

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Seriously Chic Melania

Posted on January 24, 2025 by Constance McCutcheon
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s got the flattest hat of all? Is it the queen of flat, seriously chic Melania? No! Continue reading →

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Hawking Gaza

Posted on January 22, 2025 by Constance McCutcheon
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When questioned by a reporter on January 20, 2025, about rebuilding Gaza, President Donald J. Trump responded with curious indifference. Continue reading →

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Squeezing Civil Liberties

Posted on January 22, 2025 by Constance McCutcheon
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As sophisticated, wise, and worldly as we consider ourselves to be, freedom of speech still tends to elude us and that’s gotten us into a pickle. Continue reading →

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Jingling Trump

Posted on January 22, 2025 by Constance McCutcheon
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How Donald Trump is loved is truly awesome. Continue reading →

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Killer Growth

Posted on December 27, 2024 by Constance McCutcheon
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Limits stultify human incentive. The chance to grab more than you need is what inspires the brightest among us, with success measured by limitless growth. So speak our revered advocates of capitalism. There’s just one problem. This poor milk cow we call our world does have limits, and they’ve been reached. What to do? Continue reading →

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Melania’s Burlesque

Posted on November 17, 2024 by Constance McCutcheon
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Melania does not understand. But, as her person, so is her confusion common. She has misunderstood the terms of an important agreement she accepted by assuming she is the party conferring benefit on the other party, in this case, the American people, to the detriment of her peace, privacy, freedom, and pursuit of happiness. Which she resents. Continue reading →

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Return of the Swashbucklers

Posted on November 14, 2024 by Constance McCutcheon
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Learning that Trump would be returning to the White House to destroy the Deep State cut deep for those who don’t want him to. Yet the wound, so fresh, virtually gaped as memory kicked in: He would not be returning alone. His gallery of rogues and carpetbaggers would be returning with him, like a pack of fleas. Continue reading →

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Which Economy Will Trump Be Fixing?

Posted on November 10, 2024 by Constance McCutcheon
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An October 2021 Facebook message crowed about Trump’s record: “In case you forgot. Two years ago today, we were experiencing the greatest economy in the history of the world.” Facebook flagged the message as false, but maybe it’s not. It depends on what economy we’re talking about. Continue reading →

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