The latest heinous fundamentalist group has pulverized the ancient Arch of Triumph in Palmyra, Syria, and vows to return all such conduits of blasphemy to dust and desert. Too bad the program started so late. There’s an awful lot of crud to remove. But ancient ruins aren’t the only problem. The weaklings who admire them must go, too. Continue reading
Hooray! I’m entering an essay contest. What fun! What excitement! What hopes have suddenly opened up before me! If I write the best 200-word essay on why I would like to own and operate this gorgeous New England B&B, I win the B&B! No strings attached. Continue reading
This conservative political commentator and stinker was one of 22 people barred from entering the United Kingdom for fostering extremism or hate. Sixteen of the names on the UK’s list were made public in early May 2009. This commentator’s brilliant mind-set was captured by our interviewer sometime later and reproduced faithfully here word for word. Almost. Continue reading