The Sanctity of Self-Defense
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The sacred duty of self-defense runs deep. Continue reading
Author Archives: Constance McCutcheon
Trump’s Travels
The most important person on Earth, U.S. President Donald J. Trump, has to be everywhere all the time, but risking travel hazards is not to be borne. To ensure his safety en route, the American taxpayer has set up some awesome traveling protocols to ensure he gets wherever he’s going in one great big piece. Continue reading
Chief Tracy Explains Self-Defense
Our understanding of justice has advanced vastly these past few years. We now know that mowing people down and defending yourself are the same thing. But Rookie Jones was confused, so Chief Tracy took some time out to explain. Continue reading
Murkowski’s Faux Morality
Although Senator Murkowski of Alaska fiercely defended her vote for Trump’s OBBB thus clearing the way for its passage into law, Murkowski denied she had sold out. Who could think such a thing? she asked bitterly. Lots of us. Continue reading
On the Day Bezos Wed
Inflation is such that I expect my grocery bills to be double what they were a few years ago, but being charged $15 for a head of cabbage was something I could not let go. Continue reading
And If the Shoe Doesn’t Fit?
The human psyche is delicate. Years of self-knowledge, discipline, and hard work are required to achieve some degree of equilibrium, yet it takes so little to disrupt it. Something bonkers happened yesterday that certainly disturbed mine. Continue reading
The Trump Boys
Worried about what might be happening behind the scenes in the Trump administration? No need! White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt reassured us, there’s no duplicity, synchronicity, or double-dealing whatsoever. This most transparent administration in history is doing it all in your face. Continue reading
Courts Stripped of Contempt
Aware of being shut out, lied to, and ignored by elected representatives, the American public responded with energy, concern, and commitment. What was our surprise to find the government responded with its own energy and commitment to shut us out, lie to us, and ignore us like never before. Continue reading
Digging Up the Deep Blue Sea
Life is a food chain. Mess that up and you’re messing up a lot. But deep-sea mining companies say dredging up the cradle of life, the seabed, will have minimal impact. Trump’s on board, issuing expedited deep-sea mining permits, illegally of course. Continue reading
The Plane or the Presidency
Donald, a showdown is brewing, a very unexpected, serious showdown you may not like. It is known throughout the world as the marshmallow test. The consensus is you will fail. Continue reading