A Profitable Slum
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Slums don’t just happen. They are engineered by masterminds like Mr. Fab. I know. It’s happening here. Continue reading
Tag Archives: Urban Living
Urban Undulation
My neighborhood was invaded in late Spring by a fragment of a diaspora. They’re down there now. Having a good time. Living it up. Hanging loose. Smoking. Making noise. And what happened? Nothing too uncommon. Noisy neighbors moved in. Life has been hell here ever since. Continue reading
A Canine Incident
A dog precipitates a personal confrontation between the masses and me. I didn’t come off too well. Continue reading
Summer Solstice Snobbery
A lowly tenant successfully initiated and ingeniously sustained a vigorous engagement in class warfare with her upstairs neighbor, a property owner of great might, a man, you see, who owned his apartment. Continue reading
Armored Urban Creeping
I have an astoundingly simple solution to the car problem. You didn’t know we had a car problem? Put on a set of my spectacles, and it will pop right out at you. But no worries. It’s my solution that will give you the horrors. Continue reading